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My daughter sent this to me some time ago.
I've worked with various iterations of Unix / Xenix / Linux for 25 years ---
but more importantly I enjoy singing Beatles songs!
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104: He's a real Unix man
Unix Man (parody of "Nowhere Man" by the Beatles)
He's a real UNIX Man
Sitting in his UNIX LAN
Making all his UNIX plans
For nobody
Knows the blocksize from du(1)
Cares not where /dev/null goes to
Isn't he a bit like you
And me?
UNIX Man, please listen(2)
My lpd(8)is missin'
UNIX Man
The wo-o-o-orld is your at(1) command
He's as wise as he can be
Uses lex and yacc and C
UNIX Man, can you help me
At all?
UNIX Man, don't worry
Test with time(1), don't hurry
UNIX Man
The new kernel boots, just like you had planned
He's a real UNIX Man
Sitting in his UNIX LAN
Making all his UNIX plans
For nobody
Making all his UNIX plans
For nobody